Pip

Pip’s story

Pip has dressed for an important occasion. Nobody is quite sure which occasion, but the red bow tie suggests that refreshments may be involved.

He has appointed himself to the welcoming committee, despite there being no committee and, so far, no guests. Every arrival receives a very enthusiastic greeting. This includes the post, a shopping bag and someone who only came back for their keys.

By lunchtime he has decided that the event is going exceptionally well. He is considering making it a weekly arrangement. All he needs now is a venue, a guest list and someone tall enough to reach the biscuits.