CROCHET · HANDMADE IN LONDON
Bertie
In charge. Apparently.
The snowflake gnome
Bertie’s story
Bertie is in charge of decorations. There was no vote. He arrived wearing a very tall hat and everyone seems to have accepted it.
He takes his responsibilities seriously, particularly the spacing between baubles. On Monday he moved one three centimetres to the left. On Tuesday he moved it back, following what he described as further consideration.
The fairy lights are proving difficult. Bertie says they lack discipline. He has called a meeting, prepared an agenda and positioned himself beside the plug. The lights have not yet responded, but he is prepared to wait.
- Technique
- Crochet
- Made in
- London
- Care
- Washable · ask for care guidance
- Availability
- Available
- Commissions
- Same-design requests welcome
Made slowly in London.
